Religions Do not Unite the People Does your religion blocks you from doing good?
Dec 042009


lewis black explains religion

25 Responses to “lewis black explains religion”

  1. Balisong0917 says:

    That’s how I live my life too. Religion is something made up by man. It’s an excuse to kill each other. With structured religion, somebody always has to be wrong. I think the best way to live is to do what you think is right, and if it turns out you were wrong in the end, at least you can say you lived your life according to your own beliefs instead of the beliefs forced upon you by your religion of choice.

  2. SvishSvish says:

    Fossil

  3. kokofan50 says:

    i don’t think it can be said any better than that

  4. liltd87 says:

    lmfao! “you cant marry a snapping turtle ass hole”

  5. codwad69 says:

    animals dont have religion .because they dont know they are going to die.we do .thats why we have bullshit religion. to try to deal with the uncertanty of death.live your life try to be as good as you can.when you die whatever will happen if anything ,will happen. forget about bs religion

  6. MinisterKGB says:

    I find religion to be a system Of Transcending Arrogance the people who say ” GOD IS CORRECT , SO DAMNIT I AM AND YOUR WRONG” Basicly i see it as the people Dont have the nuts to be that arrogant so they project them selves onto God.

  7. mikeysa says:

    yeah, I agree.. it’s pretty scary actually

    Belief’s extremely dangerous..
    When people truely believe something it becomes real to them..

    That’s when they blur the lines of reality and they can’t tell the difference between reality and fiction

  8. TheMORTUARIO says:

    the end was just amazing

  9. faithisfiction says:

    …its difficult to put into words just how awesome this piece is…

    “I have thoughts”.

    …that’s a real problem.

  10. acm1995 says:

    yep

  11. dbzman1985 says:

    “tits are my god of choice, and my religion is vagina”

    -me

  12. discussdebate says:

    [GOD] is an embodiment of all that cannot be conceptualized (transcendent).

    Religion is mans hypothesis amassed primarily by human enlightenment using metaphors, parables and ideologies to understand that which is GODs will; interwoven with context of inherent truths yet with subjugation at its core.

    …meaning GOD is real yet there are no words to describe such a concept!!!.

  13. Xonedos says:

    actually the Bible (or at least the Old Testament) wasn’t even written until roughly 500 BCE. There were civilizations way before that.

  14. X6insane6X says:

    FACT: More lives have been lost in the history of this sad planet over religion than over any other cause.

    Fighting over an imaginary concept.
    How fuckin’ dumb is that?

    Hilarious bit, by the way.
    Lewis Black is pure win.

  15. 2Cense says:

    One could assert that it’s been there before civilization. Unless nomadic tribesman are counted as civilization.

  16. psychovids08 says:

    stoned cold fucked nuts!! love it

  17. regulatorzone says:

    well I guess I get to fred pelphs in hell..and kick his ass over and over again

  18. bummerdrummer says:

    And yes I do agree(my opinion) that the stories in the bible are false, but the Bible & Religion in general has pretty much been here since the dawn of civilization, which was a long time ago. So there wasnt alot of science to prove anything, And man-kind has always feared what it doesnt understand, so they made up stories &/or God(s) to try to understand things, like creation, life, death etc…
    But I do respect other people’s opinions, so if people do believe in it thats fine with me.

  19. bummerdrummer says:

    Yes, its all man-made, but like I said Religion is just merely moral codes & ethics, its a way of life…so in a sense, we all have our OWN religion(even if your an atheist & hate or dont believe in it, thats still a way of life.).
    Organized Religion is were people have taken those beliefs to try to brainwash, manipulate or control people &/or certain things, and thats bad, I mean thats what starts wars, and other caos.
    Religion is individual(its only between YOU & what YOU believe in).

  20. cursedfrombirth says:

    how about next time you come up with your own thoughts and opinions instead of stealing “That 70’s Show” quotes: “While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethics, as well as
    the eastern philosophies and of course the teachings of Mohammed, I find that organized religion has corrupted those beliefs to justify
    countless atrocities throughout history.” – Hyde

  21. Critic863 says:

    Thank you, TruthLiberator. Finally found someone that thinks just like I do =D I read the most awesome quote saying “humans created the concept of god” which is absolutely correct

  22. TruthLiberator says:

    bummerdrummer…please man…it’s all bullshit.
    The creator of the Universe creatied a book for you? yeah ok. Why not speak to you directly. Organized religion is man made just as religion is man made. By the way…no matter how you slice it…Organized, pure, holy ..whatever adjective you want to place in front of it..it is still religion.

  23. Itachi1sama says:

    1 billion Christians

    1 billion Muslims

    according to each everyone else is going to hell. So if you believe in either/or, then 5 billion people on earth today will be in hell tomorrow.

    What a great outlook on life, do you really want to be right? That 5 billion will include friends and family of yours usually.

  24. 666RapSucks666 says:

    this is funny

  25. SarahStarr07 says:

    Lol, I Love Lewis Black! He’s so funny!

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