Why Fight Religion? Fault Lines – Religion in the military – 25 June 09- Pt1
Jun 302010


The brilliant man lays things down like they really are, as usual.

25 Responses to “George Carlin on Religion and God”

  1. tctheunbeliever says:

    @TheGatorfan93
    OK. So we’re part of some universal repetition, and it’s the earth’s turn, cuz planets like Mars and Venus have already had the earth’s history. That sounds nutty, yet unimaginative. What about all the other billions of planets in the universe? Why would each planet have the same history? What does this have to do with god? Nothing you’re saying makes sense. “Can something come from nothing?” Where did that come from? What are you saying? It sounds like gibberish.
    Better?

  2. tctheunbeliever says:

    @310stanger
    Well, he’s OK with you banging a chick, as long as you buy her from her dad and marry her after you rape her. Or maybe you have to be Jewish, I dunno.

  3. tctheunbeliever says:

    @EvolvedSkeptic
    I thought it was kind of a throwaway line here, but yeah, he does pander sometimes. It’s annoying.

  4. tctheunbeliever says:

    @weaponsmaster89
    Oh, the good Christians of the KKK already tested that one out.

  5. tctheunbeliever says:

    @TheGatorfan93
    Ummmmm, never mind.

  6. tctheunbeliever says:

    @Xxhalflife10xX
    I hate to jump in, but…..does that question make sense to you?

  7. tctheunbeliever says:

    @UniversalDeathWish
    Umm, I’m going out on a limb here, but maybe he was being ironic?
    (It’s Pesci, by the way)

  8. ZeFlamecrest says:

    If God exists, and he has a face, it would be this.

  9. dawg826 says:

    @starberry2947 haha true that

  10. UniversalDeathWish says:

    Lmfao After he says there is no god he says then must’ve been joe peshy or w.e
    He says “God Bless joe peshy..”

    what a goof he just said there is no god why would he say god bless joe peshy hahahah

  11. ShadowKate3 says:

    @Xxhalflife10xX It’s not really gonna matter because I’ll be dead anyway. The point is to be a good person while you’re alive because goodness is it’s own reward. If you need a Sky Daddy to tell you how to behave and threaten you if you disobey that’s not real goodness, since it’s something you’re forced into not something you choose on your own.

  12. gundam881 says:

    @Xxhalflife10xX No one can find an real answer for ur questions. I can say we will be nothing after we dead. But you cannot prove me wrong nor i can prove me right. So as the story about god. Let me ask you a qustion.
    If there’s a super god, has he created god?

  13. Xxhalflife10xX says:

    @ShadowKate3 Well if there’s no god, where do you go when you die? if you just go in the gound… What would happen when the world is gone?

  14. indianvirgoguy says:

    can anyone give a link whr he talks about driving, the one whr he tells about running away after he hits a person but he hasnt he stops & tells the officer if his wife can have a look at the victim… thanks

  15. TheGatorfan93 says:

    I believe we most likely are part of some universal repetition.Its just the earths turn now.How do we know mars,venus etc etc didnt already have the earths history?Why would god create these planets in the first place?It just simply doesn’t make sense.Can something come from nothing?I don’t know,but the universe is so vast and complex,anyone who believes there is a god without a shadow of a doubt is either naive or scared of their own mortality.Be true to yourselves folks..we just dont know!

  16. weaponsmaster89 says:

    any1 who still thinks god exists….i want u to take a plane and travel to the following places Haiti Ethiopia and every other place in this world suffering from hunger poverty and earthquake disasters once u have visited these places and seen what the real world is and not what u see while hiding behind that cross of yours pm me on youtube and tell me if u still believe

  17. MrJbarry09 says:

    “Only a fool says in his heart there is no God” (Psalm 14:1).

  18. MattRitz7 says:

    I am dumbfounded by the comments on here. I don’t know what other word to use, these religious people believe in some of the craziest, stupidest shit! And the same ones talking all this religious crap, don’t believe in magic. That does not make sense.

  19. MattRitz7 says:

    @PALOMITA694 Hey, I’d like to see another comment like this from you after your entire family is killed, raped, and chopped into to pieces by some random dude that breaks in their house. Let’s see if you pray to your god then. Shut the hell up.

  20. marwanxyz123 says:

    i dont understand why religous ppl would believe in this …come on guys isnt it time to wake up and live ur life already???

  21. Fa1nTy says:

    I really wish you faggots would stop ruining these videos with your incessant walls of text arguing on a comedy video.

  22. weaponsmaster89 says:

    @PALOMITA694 just to prove u wrong im gonna burn a cross and ask god if he cares i guarantee he wont answer cause he doesnt exist

  23. EvolvedSkeptic says:

    I like his stuff but get turned off when one panders to a specific group. Women would fuck up things as fast if not faster than men. Dont pander, its pathetic.

  24. 310stanger says:

    @hellhammerz666 Plus, the decision on what is wrong by gods standards doesnt even come directly from his own mouth. The believers are the ones interpreting “sins” and “punishing”. What if god really thinks its cool to drink beer and bang chicks on a friday night after a hard work week?

  25. hellhammerz666 says:

    @electricguru Sinners are because religious freaks made up stuff THEY didn’t like people to do, things THEY wouldn’t do because it would be inappropriate for THEM. Faithmongers that twisted the masses and tricked them into believing THEY have contact with some imaginary friend only THEY had seen.

    See the pattern there? It’s all in your headlped by shitty fairytales. Your call to believe bullshit, or think by yourself and find out there’s absolutely no rational justification for a god so far.

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